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Some Life Hacks That May be of Your Interest – Or No…?

Some life hack that may be of your interest



64 Comments

  1. Niko

    Ha ha…. the Sharpie temp tattoo is funny. It says it will go away in a month if you put powder and hair spray on it. GUESS WHAT……if you just write with Sharpie on your skin it will go away also.

    • Mike

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    • DanTheMan

      Really NiKo? *sigh* ^^What he said^^

  2. EatTheRich

    What a crock of shit. You’re about to projectile vomit across the living room. “Hold on”, you say to yourself as the bile rises, “I’ll just nip to the freezer and get a few spoonfuls of ice cream first”

    • Danielle

      I’m pretty sure they mean when you know you’re going to, or if you think you might, eat some. I don’t know about you, but I could feel like I need to throw up for about a half hour before I actually do it.

    • Solipsistic

      Spoonsful.

  3. Jersey

    Who makes up this kind of shit? And who believes it?

    • JJ

      There is a greater part of that list that IS based purely on fact, but if you don’t see that. Its your loss. As for a few of the oddities such as washing your food in a dishwasher or taking minimal advice on what to do if you are being buried alive..obviously someone thought they were a little more clever then they actually were..

      Keep an open mind though. 🙂

  4. Cuty

    Just drink a lot of ice water in a short period of time for the hemorrhoids it works really fast!

  5. Clarissa

    My dishwasher does not have a cold setting for sure. Also diswashers get a lot of gunk in them if you haven’t cleaned your dishwasher this could be disgusting.Fruit is porous and will probably soak up any residual dishwasher detergent which is a substance you should not ingest. In these days of water conservation the dishwasher doesn’t get as much water flowing through them or use as much force as they used to to rinse it out.
    Washing fruit by hand is a much better idea.

    • Shields

      Clarissa explains it all.

      • Victoroy

        Haha! Good one Shields!

      • Laura

        Haha! Thanks for the smile.

  6. JingIeBeIls

    Thanks, I’ll remember this for the next time my friends bury me alive.

    • Spacemaker

      Yes, thanks, that was what the “Or No?” in the title referred to:)

  7. Jen

    “If you ever need some help because you’re sad and depressed call an extremely busy hotline. You may have to wait awhile and they may not help you, but they’ll sure make you angry. See, depression solved.”

  8. Brother Mike

    the kids that work at fast food restaurants do not spit on the food unless you’re a cop.

    • Tiki

      Went to Taco Bell and got some hard-shell tacos… Some of them had rice in them instead of beef. I think it’s because we’re Navy.

  9. BOB

    If I’m being burried alive, rest assured I won’t be laying there with my hands free to do anything with. If they were free, I wouldn’t be buried alive.

    • Guillaume

      LMAO,

  10. SnarkGirl

    The marshmallow thing won’t work. Once upon a time, marshmallows were actually flavoured with the marshmallow plant, which does have sore-throat soothing properties. Now? They’re just candy made with cheap artificial flavour and high fructose corn syrup. 😛

    • Perkin Warbeck

      Not may marshmallow plants where I live – in fact, I have never seen one. It appears they are an African plant.

    • brad bosscher

      Marshmallows have gelatin in them which would coat the lining of your esophagus; helping to ease the burn of stomach acid. I’d say a better suggestion is to eat straight up jello..

  11. mark williams

    Why would Pepsi the maker of Mountain Dew and Baja Blast use a Coke product Power Aid in any of their products

    • Andrée McDonald

      Baja Blast is a Taco Bell product, I’m pretty sure.

      • yup

        And who do you think owns Taco Bell?

        • yup yup

          Yum Brands

      • Meeka

        It is, but it doesn’t belong to Taco Bell, they just sell it. You can buy it from stores too.

    • Shields

      Someone’s taking these WAY too literally 😉

  12. Georgia

    Fruit cleaned in the dishwasher? Ummm, it gets hot enough to sanitize dishes…. HOT FRUIT? Gross. Ill stick to soaking them in chill water & Apple CIder Vinegar…

    • Tim J

      Turn the heat off, not that hard.

      • Tom

        If you’ve ever looked inside your dishwasher, you would have probably seen that there’s heating elements inside to heat the water.

        • Spacemaker

          If you’ve ever read the manual, you would have probably seen that there’s a short programme circulating cold water – at least not hot 😉

    • Spacemaker

      indesit dishwasher, programme 5. 5-10 mins pre-wash in cold water. must mean that…

    • Shields

      Why did you say “umm?” You know you’re not typing this live, right? You can collect your thoughts and THEN type them out. And anyway, I think the point is to clean everything at once, and not to immediately eat the fruit.

      • kreiyu

        the point is most dishwashers don’t have a cold setting so you’d be cooking the fruit. weather or not you eat it right after is irelevent. blus unless it is new there is a very real chance of spraying your fruit with food particles and residual detergent from the dishwasher and fruit is porus and could absorb such things. it is an awful idea.

        • Wayne

          Most dishwashers are connected to the hot water line. Never seen one connected to cold water.

          • Jon

            THIS! a million billion times this! Out of the hundreds of dishwashers I have installed I have never, ever hooked one up to cold water…

          • Trevo

            Most modern dishwashers are cold fill… mine is

  13. Frank DeSandro

    Are you trying to simultaneously cook your vegetables also?

    • Gaurav Juyal

      I think that was a dishwahser…

      • corcoran

        and it cooks things to? have u seen the temp controls on the front? if u wrap fish up in foil ull have a perfectly cooked fish. so yes it is a stupid suggestion to Clean fruit

  14. Zakir Borodin

    These are AMAZING. Hiding things in a pretend outlet? I haven’t seen that idea since it was in an Edmund Scientific catalog in 1982. That’s almost as brilliant as hidings things in the freezer!

    • Meeka

      Go on thisiswhyi’mbroke com you can buy one from there.

  15. shane

    What a stupid post.

    Advil Liqui-Gels don’t “cure a pimple right away.”

    Covering your face with your shirt when being buried alive won’t help prevent you from BEING BURIED ALIVE.

    Asking for unsalted fries at a busy restaurant is a sure fire way to get hot fries….that have been spit in.

    • sam

      What a dick

    • Shields

      You must be wonderful at parties…

    • kreiyu

      why would your fries get spit on for asking for no salt. if anything you are giving them less work to do. let me rephrase that for you. “Asking for unsalted fries at a busy restaurant is a sure fire way to get hot fries….that have no salt on them.” sure the fries will be hot but i like salt. best time to go is during busy hours when fries don’t have time to sit under a hot lamp.

      and yeah, most people who were buried alive probably didn’t have the luxury of free hands to do things with.

    • bob

      Actually going during a busy time is the best way to get fresh food at a fastfood place.

  16. Just Deserts

    Have fun eating that ice cream

    • kreiyu

      if i know i’m going to throw up, the last thing i try and do is cram food down my throat.

      • bob

        It’s called dry heaves. It’s better to have something to throw up than nothing at all.

  17. Me

    “Can I have one portion of unsalted fries please.”

    “Can I also have two sachets of salt with that?”

    • Gabi

      🙂

    • Will

      The problem with that is:
      The salt that goes on the fries is rock salt. The salt in the salt packets is table salt. It tastes WAYY different and usually you’ll have pretty poor luck spreading it. My advice: just take the chance and order regular fries. If you go during the lunch or dinner rush, they won’t have time to go bad. Sure you may wait a bit longer, but its better than fries that taste wrong (in my opinion).

      • DonB

        Popcorn salt on fries in most restaurants

      • Koips

        McDonalds uses regular table salt for both. It just depends on where you are going.

        • mike wehage

          Any good cures for hemroid flare up? It’s itchin and burnin something fierce. I scratched at it but then my finger smelled like shit.

          • nita

            fill a multipurpose glove i.e. latex glove, with water….tie the end and put in freezer…once frozen, you can insert one of the fingers into the rectum that should ease discomfort…..DONT scratch them, aside from smelly fingers..lol…your risking an infection….good luck

          • kd

            Mike W.==…..witch hazel , duct tape ! One is for your ass & one is for fingers & possibly your mouth if u haven’t already takin the step up from smelling, you’ll be tasting!. Most importantly find a class (& take IT) on ‘ETHICS’, (look it up) So the innocent (us) can be spared. Eat lots of dairy, red meat & sit on your butt for long period of time. When the hemorrhoids are the size of a grapes poke the with large needle. Make sure your in the appropriate place. where others dont inadvertently have to hear/see what your thinking! OR ya could just GOOGLE it!

          • kreiyu

            nita. i can’t tell if that’s brilliant or just a joke lol.

    • Shields

      Interesting that you guys are having this silly discussion about freshness, while ORDERING FRIES AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.

      • kreiyu

        define fresh. panda express is fast food. subway is fast food. any place that doesn’t have a waiter to take your order is fast food. the idea that fast food places serve only two day old heat lamp food is bs.

        • kreiyu

          i think the hot food at gas stations are more life risking.

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